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Political Jokes & Funny Quotes (92): North Korea

Two men are talking on a Pyongyang subway train:
“How are you, comrade?”
“Fine, how are you doing?”
“Comrade, by any chance, do you work for the Central Committee of the Workers’ Party?”
“No, I don’t.”
“Have you worked for the Central Committee before?”
“No, I haven’t.”
“Then, are any of your family members working for the Central Committee?”
“Nope.”
“Then, get away from me! You’re standing on my foot!”

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4 thoughts on “Political Jokes & Funny Quotes (92): North Korea

  1. As a former vet, one of millions from the US… My view is to say to NK to give it your best shot.

    You attack the south, you’ll have about 20 minutes before North Korea/Pyongyang is PAST TENSE.

    My view, having served 30 years ago, is to TAKE YOU OUT. I’m tired of you, your son, your bullshit. Take you out. We will. Youre people are starving already, so if we take out Pyongang, what the difference? Other than that we dont’ need to FUCK with you anymore?

    We Americans just don’t have the patience to deal with your ego. You piss us off enough, I’d say you’d have about 30 seconds before your bullshit capital will reach about 10,000 degrees. Then you won’t be a problem anymore. You’re the perfect bullshit 3rd world country to teach the world we’re tired of your ANTICS!

    Koreans are just fine. But you northern types, don’t get too big for your britches. We dont’ like goose stepping soldiers. We’d take you out and not bat an eye. An young hash-sha mika, motorpool! What a joke you are!

    Piss off the world too much, we’ll just take you out and FORGET about you!

  2. Did I say Kia cars are just fine? But what has the north contributed to the world but trouble? Time to take you out. Have you seen that night satellite photo of the world and North Korea in darkness? That’s because you are idiots! So easy to get rid if. In the US, we poison weeds in our green lawns. You are a weed! Your father needs to retire. YOU need to learn the ways of the world. There’s nothing more tiresome as a bully who think’s he’s BIGGER than he really ISI! Chill out. Wait til your ego-dad dies off, and then join the world. HE is full of shit!

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