Political Jokes & Funny Quotes (91): The Freedom of Fucking Speech

From The Onion: Supreme Court Upholds Freedom Of Speech In Obscenity-Filled Ruling

In a decisive and vulgar 7-2 ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court once again upheld the constitution’s First Amendment this week, calling the freedom of expression among the most “inalienable and important rights that a motherfucker can have.”

Added Ginsburg, “In short, freedom of speech means the freedom of fucking speech, you ignorant cocksuckers.”

Said Stevens, a 34-year veteran of the court known for his often-nuanced interpretations of the First Amendment: “I’m also wondering whether you and your fat-faced plaintiffs over there need to have some respect for constitutionally protected expression fucked into your empty hick skulls.”

“I don’t know what kind of bullshit passes for jurisprudence down in the 4th Circuit these days,” Thomas wrote. “But those pricks can take their arguments about speech that ‘appeals only to prurient interests‘ and go suck a dog’s asshole.”

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